Monday, June 27, 2011

You've Really Gone And Done It Now

Today is the saddest day in Raft3r's adult life.

I just ate my favorite meal of all time - tapsilog (quick fried beef strips served with fried rice and egg) - without rice.

Kill me now. Please.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Sex And Candy

You can have sex without putting love into the equation.

No doubt about that.

But can there be love without sex?

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Run This Town

Move over, badminton addicts.

The latest sports craze in the country today is running.

A marathon is scheduled practically every weekend. Do organizers ever run out of causes for their events?

Friends have been urging Raft3r to join the bandwagon. The average registration fee for a run is $12.

Assembly time is so early that the sun is not even up yet.

Kung gigising ako ng ganon kaaga, dapat ako ang bayaran nila.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

All Dogs Go To Heaven

Raft3r saw 3 dead dogs on the street today.


I don't care much for most humans. But I love all dogs.

To quote my wifey: "In many ways, like God, dogs are love."

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Price Tag

I was out on a date last night.

But instead of paying attention to her, I kept my eyes glued to the hot looking chick seated at the table right across from us.

She was gorgeous - alright - in her lil tight black number.

That wasn't the only thing Raft3r noticed.

The gorgeous one sat like a man with her legs wide apart.

She also ate like a man. Whatta turn off. She was such a sloppy eater with no finesse.

Guess it's true what they say: "You really can't buy class."

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Independence Day

I am Pinoy because:

a) My parents won't allow me to leave the family nest, despite my old age;

b) I love fish ball, sorbetes (dirty ice cream), and taho (sweetened soy bean curd);

c) I grew up loving UFC banana catsup;

d) I use a tabo (dipper) in all my travels abroad;

e) I play in the rain;

f) I complain a lot.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Jet Lag

Raft3r never gets jet lagged.

For some strange reasons, my sleeping pattern remains the same wherever I am in the world.

That doesn't make me human, right?

Monday, June 6, 2011

Born This Way

A man is set in his ways.

You are delusional if you think you can change me.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Nine Objects Of Desire

1. Blondes

2. The 11" MacBook Air

3. Caramel Syrup

4. Sony 3D Internet TV

5. Kristin Kreuk

6. Batanes

7. Mini Cooper

8. Fried Rice

9. A Job At Walmart

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Planes, Trains And Automobiles

Raft3r's US trip summed up in numbers:

Blu-ray discs bought - 29

Duration of stay - 10 days

Walmart/Target/Toys R Us/Outlet Stores raided - 9

Pasalubong (homecoming gift) for nieces - 8

Flights taken - 7

New acquiantances - 6

iTunes cards used - 5

Relatives visited - 5

Alcoholic beverages consumed - 4

States visited - 4

DVDs purchased - 3

Bus rides - 2

Drove car - 2

Theme parks visited - 2

CD bought - 1

Hook ups - 0