Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Part Of The List

Here’s another update on Raft3r’s "100 Things To Do Before I Die."

Who would have thought this list is feasible?

1. Get out of Baltimore alive.
2. Skydive.
3. Get married in Boracay.
4. Purchase a condo, preferably near work.
5. Switch to Blu-ray.
6. Be interviewed on TV.
7. Write a book. I can’t help but laugh at the idea.
8. Have kids. Twins would be awesome. Cute ones, please.
9. Take life more seriously.
10. Watch my nieces get married.
11. Have an encounter with Martina Hingis.
12. Be in a movie. I can act.
13. Play tennis with Patrick Rafter.
14. Be debt free.
15. Work for the United Nations.
16. Catch the US Open live.
17. Stop procrastinating.
18. Have 7 girlfriends at the same time.
19. Lie consistently.
20. Dress appropriately for my age.
21. Own an island in Palawan.
22. Practice yoga.
23. Take mom to Europe.
24. Stop annoying my next door neighbor.
25. Visit M&M in Australia.
26. Be invited to an orgy.
27. Lose weight.
28. Adopt a chow chow.
29. Learn to play a musical instrument.
30. Be allergy free.
31. Live in New York.
32. Become a vegetarian.
33. Learn to love enemies.
34. Be the voice of my generation.
35. Stop plotting my revenge on high school bullies.
36. Blog more.
37. Run naked in a very public place.
38. Be responsible.
39. Search for the perfect smoothie.
40. Wake up early.
41. Drive responsibly.
42. Be abducted by aliens.
43. Eat sensibly.
44. Get mobbed by fans.
45. Buy my nieces a pony.
46. Finally tell my folks about the Picanto.
47. Become a sports commentator for Wimbledon.
48. Stop complaining.
49. Pray more.
50. Learn to commit.
51. Be practical.
52. Send apology letters to all my exes.
53. Meet Jodie Foster.
54. Go to Graceland.
55. Invent something.
56. Visit Batanes.
57. Get certified for diving.
58. Sex on the beach.
59. Have my teeth whitened.
60. Buy a MacBook.
61. A dinner party with Hannibal Lecter, Dana Scully, and Stewie from Family Guy.
62. Have a Google page ranking of 10 for The Deadbeat Club.
63. A vacation in Tokyo.
64. Learn to ski.
65. Have Hugh Hefner’s lifestyle when I turn 50.
66. Stash more cash in the bank.
67. Learn to say no.
68. Complete the Janet Jackson music catalogue. She’s HOT!
69. Buy stocks and bonds.
70. Start jogging.
71. Become a rock star.
72. Get paid to talk.
73. Eat at IHOP everyday.
74. Sleep all day.
75. A rest house in Tagaytay.
76. Make my country proud.
77. Witness a Marian apparition.
78. A picnic at Central Park with the entire Friends gang.
79. Run a marathon.
80. Engage in charity work.
81. Learn to surf.
82. Curse more.
83. Inspire others.
84. Put up a rehab center for DVD addicts.
85. Have breakfast in bed with Angelina Jolie.
86. Be a ball boy at the Aussie Open.
87. Persuade Denise Richards to give up acting.
88. Grow a full beard.
89. Pick up a new language.
90. Read more.
91. Spend less.
92. Recycle.
93. Start answering my phone calls.
94. Get rid of negativity.
95. Stop making up stories just to make my life more interesting.
96. Hold a giant anaconda. That’s no gay talk.
97. Take a trip to Africa.
98. Learn something from this 11 week training in Maryland.
99. Know how to change tires.
100. Be funny as hell.


Anonymous said...

sa haba ng listahan mo isa lang ang tanong ko. why would you want to write a letter to all of your exes?! LOL

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Para may closure. Nyahaha. Saka ginawa ko na syang blog post dati, eh. 2-in-1. Hehe

Big Eyed Gal said...

Tara dali yoga tayo!!! I need to R-E-L-A-X!!!!!!

Raft3r said...

big eyed gal, Will I see you this Friday ba? Dali! Yoga na!

len said...

In your list, there nine things I also want to do.

Sarap ng talaga feeling when you fulfill your goals. :p

Ang sipag mag-update ng blog. Bagay na rin sa iyo ang binigay ni Hoshi na monicker kay Sonnet's noon, "story machine." hehe

Raft3r said...

len, Story machine... I like that. Nasan na si Hoshi? Mukhang MIA, eh.

len said...

Nasa office pa rin. Nag-iimbento pa ng mga istorya. nyahaha

Ganns said...

I should make a list like this.

Luckily, my ex and I are on good terms.

Raft3r said...

len, Nyahaha. OT na naman kayo! Panalo.

ganns, Oo. Make a list. Maganda ang sayo panigurado!

Wendy said...

Wake up early - pano mo to ginawa? Hirap-hirap eh.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Pahirapan talaga. Grabe. Pero bawal kasi mag-late samin, eh. Yun ang motivation. Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Ako rin gusto ko si Martina Hingis; may finesse kasi siya maglaro 'di katulad ng mga power players na mahilig magtitili at magsisigaw, ehehe. Napanood ko dati yung laban niya with the Williams sisters sa cable. Galing.

Meron ako ng GQ na si Martina yung nasa cover. 1999 yata yun, nung sikat pa siya. Yung kina Patrick Rafter at Agassi meron rin ako.

ar-dee-see said...

Whatsup wit ur title? u in love? do you sing it on your way to work? Unless its not by ne-yo, then ignore what i said.
anyways here's some things I can help you on:
20 (um why?)
33 (goes good with 19)
35 (goes good with 19)
38 (goes good with 19)
48 (goes good with 19)
50 (goes good with 19)
67 (goes good with 19)
72 (goes good with 19)
82 (you do 19, you automatically do this)
83 (see 19)
94 (it helps if you do 19)
95 (well if you do this, you don't accomplish 19)
100 (goes good with 19)

Man, you can knock a lot of things out if you just do 19 consistently.

Oman said...

yung mga may cross ba ay nagawa mo na? na-invite ka na sa ****?

escape said...

i think number 12 is cool. hehehe...

77... seriously?

Raft3r said...

ar-dee-see, Hey! Your mom's here. How come you're not!

lawstude, Lahat ng crossed out - done. Kaput! I got invited. Yun lang naman gusto ko, eh. Di ko naman trip sumali. Hehe

the dong, 77. Seriously. It's an obsession. Hehe

Liza said...

Bwahahaha, you don't know how to change tires?!?! Of all the items in your list dito ako pinakanagulat. ;)

Raft3r said...

andy briones, Peram!!!!!

liza, Nyahaha. Hindi talaga. I'm totally useless. Hehe

bisaja said...

7 girlfriends at the same time...ayos! Different girlfriend every day. You have Miss Sunday, Miss Monday and so on. Nice, bud. Kewl!

Raft3r said...

bisaja, High five! Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Sure, I'll lend you my magazines... but then, you have to pay me — 50 pay-sos per mag; strictly overnight. Ayan, nahawa na ko sa pagka-businessman mo. Ehehehe. :-)

Raft3r said...

andy briones, Lupit! Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Biro lang, ehehehe. :-)

Raft3r said...

andy briones, Sayang. Willing to pay pa naman ako. Hehe

laieesha said...

You bought a pony?? aaaawwwww...

Wala pang sex on the beach?? hehehe

So I assume you want to have twins and a chow chow, after you get married in Boracay, after you break up with the other 6 girlfriends, while you live in New York and get abducted by aliens and get saved by Dana Scully so you have dinner with her and Lecter and Stewie, then grow a full beard? Sounds feasible to me!

Wait, how can you be vegetarian but eat at IHOP everyday? What'll you have, pancakes araw araw?

Raft3r said...

laieesha, Hehe. I love the logic you bring into The Deadbeat Club. You're awesome!

Danny said...

I was just curious at #52, why do you have to apologize? hehehe

Raft3r said...

elyong, Naku! That's an entirely new post in itself. Hehe

Anonymous said...

what orgy? imbento naman yan eh!!
are we talking about real ponies for the kids or just the stuffed toys?...babes

Raft3r said...

babes, Di uso ang imbento sa The Deadbeat Club. Hehe