Raft3r has a new crush – and this time, she is NOT a celebrity.I met her in a restaurant.
She was out with her friends and Raft3r was with his buddies.
We exchanged glances and the flirting ensued.
She was cute as hell. I approached her.
It turned out the cute chick was only sixteen! That’s statutory rape.
To my defense, she didn’t look her age. Her body was well developed, if you know what I mean.
In a strange and twisted way, she may be perfect for Raft3r.
When she’s twenty six (which is a decade from now), I might just be ready to commit.
40 comments:
oh sheep, sino yon????
uy. nene killer ka tlaga. ahahaha!
happy long weekend!
judayski, Wala ka kasi kanina eh. Nyahaha
Cradlesnatcher!!! hahaha
and you'll be at what age by then? hehehe...
half your age na yun ah. wait. more pa ata. haha. kidding.
btw, good luck sa 10-year wait. i'm serious. :D
gillboard, She's really Cute. As in. Hehe
the dong, Nyahaha. Idol ko si George Clooney, eh. Hehe
the scud, Seryoso talaga? Nyahaha. Ako din. Hehe
Commit and you lose the blog slogan. Proceed with your 10-year plan we'll be here to pester you LOL
random student, Yon na yon! Hehe
Go for it, Mr. Woody Allen!
ganns, Woody Allen? Suddenly being compared to Joe Jonas ain't that bad after all. Nyahaha
Wow, love, este lust, at first. lolz
wait... a decade' kaya ba? Hehe
Reminds me of that novel, Lolita:D
eeww D.O.M. hahahaha
see, i told u i still visit... =P
By then, ang term of endearment niya sa iyo ay "tatang". Peace! :-)))
Let the countdown begin. hehe
I think okay lang ang more than 10 years age gap, kung ok lang din sa babae. Pero yeah, too bad, kelangang mong maghintay until she's in her 20's. Otherwise magmumukhang kang cradle snatcher. But remember, sabi nga nila, walang expiration date ang mga lalaki. Hahahah!
that girl loves joe jonas
naks naman binata na si raft3r!
aja-aja! imbitahan mo na lang kami pag may development na.
teka nga pala kailan pa naging cute ang hell?
hey raft3r! congrats on ur many million fan hits :) many more to come. cheers!!
..bakit naman 10 years? 2 years nalang legal age na diba (18)? hahahah!
hahahaha oh my God Sir Dennis! Pedophile ba iri? Nakakataw!
hahahaha oh my God Sir Dennis! Pedophile ba iri? Nakakataw!
heheh.. 10 years? goodluck sa paghihintay.. :)
andy, Tama ka dyan! Nyahaha
wait, One decade! Mabilis lang yon! Hehe
wendy, Hot din si Lolita! Hehe
laieesha, I know. That's why I love you.
len, Hwag ka ganyan. Bata pa ko! Batang isip! Nyahaha
bisaja, Yun na nga lang pinanghahawakan ko eh. Hehe
jerick, Naku. Di ko suot Wayfarers ko non, eh. Nyahaha
hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Trust me. Cute ang hell. I've been there. Hehe
coriander dreams, Hehe. Salamat. Pero di pa naman million. Hehe
troubled soul, Di naman! Nyahaha
raYe, True love waits. Hehe
ang lupit mo!
pete, Nyahaha. Walang pakialaman ng buhay! Hehe
Ang tagal!!! Pwede naman after 7 yrs lang, when she's 23 na. Or 24.
Wla naman sa age ang maturity ng tao, right? Emotional maturity, I mean.
Hindi ako napailing this time. I really like it when men admits that they're interested (seriously) or smitten sa apple of their eyes. :)
Pray ka lang, who knows, siya na talaga. :) Sa wakas! :)
Btw, sana visit ka uli either tomorrow pm or later. I've a new post and I've linked your blog up and some of my blogger friends. You'll gonna be happy for me in my new post! :)
Naku sobrang bata nga hehe. MAy gatas pa sa labi yun!
Btw, thanks for visiting my food blog. :)
Retuhan mo naman ako ha-ha! Yung may buntot din ha...
What the---16?! Balat sa puwet, partner... ;-P
heheh, more than half your age... but i guess that's okay. yung age diff ng mom and dad ko is 14 years :) pero i think you shouldn't wait ng 26 nga, baka dapat 21 palang you find her na again... :) sige ka baka maunahan ka :p, but then again, if you're meant to be together, nothing's going to get in your way!!!!
beth, Nyahaha. Talaga di ka napailing? Sige, daan uli ako sayo mamaya!
liz, Ako rin naman may gatas pa sa labi! Hehe
lancaster puppy, Alam mo. Sa lahat ng tuta, ikaw lang ang marunong magblog! Hehe
marie angela, Nyahaha. Partner, thanks for swinging by! Kaso late na. Hehe
mitzi, Oo nga. Lagi na akong nauunahan. Hehe
tell me you're joking. LOL
finally you found her na.love can wait, anyway..hehehe.. good luck! and keep us updated lolzzz.
thanks for the visit and comment/s.
prinsesamusang, You can't handle the truth. Hehe
eden, Yes. True love waits. Hehe
nakow. piyansa, piyansa. ingat. haha.
ikaw talaga, minsan lang maglumandi, mali pa ang na-target. hehe.
atticus, Ayun na nga. Hehe
How long will this crush last, Raft3r? By the time she is of legal age, you would have found and moved on to greener pastures, not singular but plural:-)
Life of an eternal bachelor talaga. Until the next voluptuous, pretty girl! :-)
bernadette anne, You can always read my mind. Why is that?
hahahaha sige wait ko yan pag commited ka na, dont forget to invite us ha?
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