Wifey once said, “Relax. It’s just sex.”1. Whisper sweet nothings to her.
2. Role play.
3. Slowly stroke her thighs.
4. Bubble bath.
5. Striptease.
6. Nibble her ears.
7. Sensual massage.
8. Play with her belly button.
9. Watch erotic movies together.
10. Lick whip cream off each other's bodies.
11. Blindfold her.
12. Play with her babies using ice.
13. Tease her endlessly.
14. As background music, listen to Janet’s “Anytime, Anyplace.”
15. The tongue is a great communicator.
16. Caress her knees.
17. Kiss her like it’s the only thing that matters.
18. Rough it up a bit.
19. Tell each others' fantasies.
20. Read her a funny post from The Deadbeat Club. (Trust me. This one really works!)
Post script: Twenty Foreplay is the second single from Janet’s first greatest hits album, Design Of A Decade, which sold more than ten (10) million copies worldwide.
46 comments:
talaga namaaan. naglulumandi!
i love number 17.
number 20? iniisip ko pa. bribe me, bribe me.
number 15 : D
I'm a little scandalized. :p
atticus, Mahal ka eh. Di ko afford. Hehe
wait, Yeah! Apir!
ganns, Tamed na tamed nga ire eh. Hehe
best post ever. :D
Kailangan pala may ice. Baka p'deng mentholiptus na lang he-he! Sabagay kanya-kanayang kinks... Mukhang supported ni The Scud 'to for M.O.R.E. Awards' Most Sensual Post ha-ha!
the scud, Nyahaha. Salamat, salamat. Hehe
random student, Medyo mahapdi yon. Baka masampal ka. Hehe
here's a tip: some girls don't appreciate the sweet nothings when getting busy. plus, that can be used against you the morning after you know?
and don't tell me you're reacting to the mentholiptus thing from experience? LOL
haha... salamat sa tips... try ko nga gawin kung work yung 20... tas sasabihin ko sayo... hahaha
Aba,PG-18 yata tayo ngayon a! Natawa ko sa ice. Baka magnumb sa lamig. LOL
Bwahahaha, sabi ko na nga ba at me punchline eh.
Oo nga, ang landi ng post na ito! :)
prinsesamusang, We say nice things to girls to get them into bed. Yun lang naman yon, eh. Hehe
gillboard, Naku. 100% epektib yan! Hehe
wendy, For adults only yata. Nyahaha
liz, Nyahaha. Dapat may punchline. Baka ma-censor tayo ng todo-todo, eh. Hehe
Prinsesamusang is very wise. *gong sound effects* thou shall not say now what you don't want to be held accountable for the morning after. Siguro you can come up raft3r with a list on safe sweet nothings, 'yung tipong 'di magiging somethings the next day he-he! May Damita Jo song ba for that?
fine life folk, Meron. Si Janet bahala dyan. Hehe
My goodness! All the way ma-promote lang si Janet. hehe
len, All the way talaga. Hehe
precisely the point. alam naman namin yun eh kaya what's the use right?
@fine life folk: love the gong effect. LOL
#4. shempre dapat clean muna pareho bago maglaro.. di ba? ehehe
ung napanood kong hentai, i/o whipped cream, vanilla ice cream.. wuhahah
prinsesamusang, Nyahaha. Pero pinapatulan nyo pa din. Hehe
raYe, Favorite ko ang vanilla. Nyahaha
ice, ang lamig parang nakaka turn off..hehehe
have a nice day
Tease her endlessly.
Ah panget, bakekang, mukhang mumu beeeeeh. Lelong mong panot...
Will this work?
eden, Hindi naman bloke ng yelo gagamitin eh. Isang cube ng yelo lang. Hehe
lawstude, Nyahaha. Ganyan na ganyan. Hehe
ito na siguro ang pinakamatino mong naisulat dito
pete, Nyahaha. Salamat!
i can't believe the comments from the guys. haha!
@scud, best post ever? anyamet. hahaha!
@lawstude, that's not going to get you lucky. ibang teasing. hehe.
and i agree with prinsesamusang. keep it safe. keep it focused on the moment. don't make promises about tomorrow. that's bound to get you into trouble if you don't mean it.
atticus, Naku. We don't even think about what happens in the morning. Trust me. Hehe
19. Tell each others' fantasies.
baka naman pag ginawa ko ito, atakehin sa puso yung love life ko. buhahaha.
matindi ang mga fantasy ko, madugo.
and hindi ba mas okay para sa mga PT ang 7, 3, 16, and 18?
(binasa mo ulit no?!buhahaha)
hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Hindi kaya! Memorized ko na ito! Hehe
oooohh! 15 for me! hahahaha! I don't think I can take the ice nor the whip cream!!..I might get in trouble if I do no 20...ask pa niya kung ano o sino yung deadbeat club..di lalong yari! hahahaha!
babes
babe, Try it. Nyahaha. Ayos ang yelo! Hehe
i love 19 of them. hulaan mo na lang yung isang ili-leave out namin. ahahaha!
annyeonghaseyo! :)
judayski, Yun tungkol sa yelo. Nyahaha
ano bang nag-provoke sayo na isulat ito? hehehe.
jerick, Sheer boredom. Hehe
# 10 - very fun and exciting! Haha
wait, Nakakataba yan! Nyahaha
"12. Play with her babies using ice."
-> Ano yang "babies" na yan? Hindi kaya magmanhid yung mga yun sa yelo? Eheh.
andy, Di naman. Di mo naman ibababad, eh. Hehe
insight from a woman's perspective:
first line: the word relax won't even pop out of a woman's head when it is her first time to be in a sexual attachment. c'mon, a man who will not be satisfied from his woman will definitely find someone who could do so
point 1: words may sound powerful, yet, trying too hard can be a little awkward sometimes, specially when you're talking with someone who is still one of the "untouchables"
point 2: in the field of psychology, it is a fact that each and every person builds in a mask that will show off his or her role playing skills when already in the limelight of his or her everyday routine. thus, role playing to have sex would be too much for a box office task in our everyday
point 3: then what? probably, you can consider the word " WARNING"
point 4: bath and body? probably in the philippine setting, this won't be that appropriate since most of the motels or hotels are not offering a room with a bathtub specially when you are below the budget
point 5: carmen elektra could probably be of assistance (vcd available at P150 at record bars nationwide)
point 6: probably, you can keep the emergency hotline closer
point 7: even before you finish massaging your lady, your body will now be enveloped with sweat which would be a NO NO for a physical contact and you will probably give up and sleep after since you have already given your energy to massage her
point 8: some ladies have piercings in this area. be careful
point 9: be sure that it won't be too much or too boring for both sides
point 10: consider bubble bath before doing so in order to remove unwanted particles
point 11: memorize the emergency hotline! i am not kidding!
point 12: it's not fair! not fair! so unfair!
point 13: OA. redundancy check
point 14: speaking of promoting janet. all over again.
point 15: charade anyone try "pinoy henyo" instead
point 16: probably, you can be more prepared. try to rent the ambulance instead of calling them for emergency
point 17: saliva attack? mouthwash could be the X factor
point 18: considering "hazing" styles?
point 19: now that's fair
point 20: amongst the others, this is what i really love
love love you cookie!
- just keeping my promise. :)
cookie, Nyahaha. Mas mahaba pa ang comment mo kesa sa blog post ko! Hehe
Ang tanong, nagawa mo na ba naman lahat ng twenty foreplay na sinasabi mo, hahahaha.... (,")
jella, You know better than that. ;P
Ano ba yan ang laswa. Alam ba yan ng nanay mo
lara, Nyahaha. Approved ni ermats yan. Believe it or not. Hehe
I will try....
all!!! =)
dorm boy, Yehey! Post mo sa blog mo ang outcome. Hehe
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