That was the slogan of the hotel we stayed at in Baguio.
And boy, did they deliver!
Let us count the ways:
1. Bugs and roaches became my instant roommates;
2. Service was substandard;
3. Rooms were not sound proof;
4. Weak WiFi signal;
5. Food was terrible;
6. Sheets were dirty and stained;
7. Water heater was totally unreliable; and
8. They gave Raft3r the wrong corporate discount.