This is a faithful blow-by-blow account of a phone conversation between Raft3r and the police officer in charge of his missing car.
Raft3r: “Sir, I now have a suspect in my carnapping case.”
PO2 Kapalmuks: “Paano ba magpunta US?” (How do I get a visa to go to the States?)
Raft3r: “Sir, his name is XXX.”
PO2 Kapalmuks: “Paano nga magpunta sa US?” (Again, how do I get a visa to the US?)
I immediately hung up.