Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Remember Me

I was one of the shortest boys in class.

I was the one you bullied in high school.

I was the one who took you to prom.

I was the one who had a thing for Tori Spelling.


I was the one you made out with at a friend's party.


I was the one with the worst fashion sense.

I was the one you dated and never called back.

I was the one who was made fun of a lot.


I was the one who broke your heart.

Post script: Huge thanks to Yummy Friend for The Deadbeat Club's spanking new look!

56 comments:

gillboard said...

bitter denoi?

para kanino ito?

Anonymous said...

YOU! You're the only guy I know who is scared of frogs. (It's okay, I still love you. Ribbit.)

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Bitter? Ako? Malabo yan. Hehe

becomingjudie, Unique ako. Nyahaha

pete said...

maalaala mo kaya?

Raft3r said...

pete, Nadale mo! Hehe

The Gasoline Dude™ said...

Ikaw na ang heartbreaker. LOL!

Raft3r said...

the gasoline dude, Pinapaalala ko lang sa kanya. Hehe

Anonymous said...

maliit ka nga dati ano?

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Oo. Lagi akong una sa pila noong grade school. Pero kita mo naman ako ngayon. Sobrang tangkad. Nyahaha

casado said...

pare sori, di ko marecall...

ikaw pala un!

bwahahhaha ching! :P

Raft3r said...

soltero, Nyahaha. Ako nga yon. Hehe

jr said...

tanda ko pa noon puro ka cycling shorts at tretorn
ang sakit sa mata
pwede kang bold star ng seiko sa bukol mo
hahaha

Raft3r said...

jr, Nyahaha. Sira ulo ka. Take that back!

Jerick said...

i am the one whose egg tarts from hong kong you forgot

i am the one whose promised dvd has still to be delivered

haha!

Raft3r said...

jerick, Nyahaha. Patience is a virtue. Daw. Hehe

The Philippine Guild said...

hoy raft3r, janet will launch her world tour here in manila. kitamonganaman yan answerte mo dude

Raft3r said...

the philippine guild, I know. Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

emoterong bitter, haha! bakit ka ba ganiyan? diba nag agree na nga tayong lahat na pogi ka? hahaha

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Ehem. Hindi ako bitter. Ok? Hehe

Stephanie said...

Hi Raft3r I'm Back! I love the new look of your blog! Thanks for always posting for my need of AB+ blood...I'll always remember you as the helpful friend...;)

Raft3r said...

stephanie, Wow! Welcome back! Good news ang dala mo!

jans said...

i revisited your site. been a while. :D great amusing reads, as always. keep blogging.

Raft3r said...

jans, Hehe. Thanks, ha.

brando said...

may ticket ka na?

Raft3r said...

brando, Wala pa. Reservation palang. Hehe

John Ahmer said...

astig. heartbreaker. haha

astig din si yummy friend mo.
awesome layout. : D

Raft3r said...

ahmer, Astig din ang profile pix mo! Hehe

dion said...

way to go!

Raft3r said...

dion, Go where? Hehe

Wendy said...

Parang revenge of the ugly duckling to a. This is a great love story. LOL.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Nyahaha. Oo naman. The underdog wins! Hehe

Anonymous said...

I am still speechless.

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Bakit? Hehe

atticus said...

tori spelling? cycling shorts? hahahahahaaaaaaa!
- kermit the frog

Raft3r said...

atticus, Nyahaha. Dyahe, diba? Hehe

pete said...

ang mahal ng tickets ni janet!

Raft3r said...

pete, Ikaw na ang sikat! Hehe

patring said...

dude, concert daw janet dito!

Raft3r said...

patring, Salamat. Pero huli ka na sa balita. Nyahaha

vanessa said...

sa harapan ang ticket mo no

Raft3r said...

vanessa, Oo! Hehe. Pero di pa ko bili. Nakakatakot. Wala pang official announcement si Janet about her Manila concert, eh. Mahirap na.

mahalia said...

So magkano ticket mo, adik?

Raft3r said...

mahalia, Sa harap. Adik ako, eh. Hehe

Baby Francine said...

Tori Spelling? Really?

Raft3r said...

baby francine, She's hot. Just like you. Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Bad trip nga high school. Binaon ko na nga sa limot yun. Never ako umattend ng high school reunion namin, haha

Raft3r said...

visual velocity, Hehe. Di bale, ngayon naman ay bigatin kana! Idol!

hitokirihoshi_kawaii jr said...

ewan, di ko maalala kasi malamang wala ka pang blog nung mga panahon na yan. hehehe

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii jr, Nyahaha. Tama ka. Wordstar 4 palang ang uso non. Hehe

eden said...

one of the shortest--and maybe one of the cutest..hehehe

Raft3r said...

eden, Naman dyan. Hehe. Salamat! Bolera ka. Nyahaha

msbolin said...

you had a thing for tori spelling? why? ehehe (nway, that was before naman). siguro, avid fan ka ng beverly hills 90210 dati.

len said...

I wonder what you're going to say to those who bullied and made fun of you when you see them. :)

Raft3r said...

msbolin, Tori even sent me an autographed picture nya!

len, Teka. Ano nga ba dapat? Hehe

Anonymous said...

be happy and love. kiss

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Of course! Hehe