Lessons from Marian Rivera's latest hit movie:
1. Never take life seriously;
2. Putting five scantily clad gorgeous girls in one movie guarantees a box office bonanza;
3. It's a dog eat dog world;
4. Love does not discriminate;
5. A man in red underwear is a sight for sore eyes;
6. Cannibalism is best partnered with singing; and
7. When all else fails, dance.