Why Can't It Be

Why men can't be women:

1) Given our raging hormones, we will always be pregnant;

2) We are insensitive;

3) We are way too hairy;

4) We are sloppy and immature; and

5) We hate Oprah.

Post script: #4 is partially lifted from a line in Friends, Season 7. Unlike Senator Sotto, Raft3r likes to cite his sources.