Raft3r has not set foot in mainland US mainland in more than a decade.
I can still fondly recall my first visit there.
Raft3r was fresh out of college, unemployed, and roamed the streets of Chicago like an idiot. It was awesome!
Back then, Baywatch and Pam Anderson were hot items.
I remembered stepping out of O’Hare International Airport expecting all chicks to have smashing Baywatch knockers and slimmed down sexy bodies.
What appeared before me were big boned ladies and overweight Americans.
The US sure knows how to market their country overseas.
Raft3r was completely devastated.