They say one never forgets their first time. I can attest to that.
Our two week relationship was a testament on how commitment phobic I can get.
Dear Ex #2,
It was nice meeting you.
But breaking up with you was even better. Having a female stalker was a huge ego booster.
Dear Ex #3,
You were my soul mate. You accepted all my flaws. You were always there for me.
That freaked me out.
Dear Ex #4,
To this day, no one can top what you gave me for my birthday.
I apologize for dumping you right after that.
Dear Ex #5,
I felt like a dirty old man when I was dating you. I was in college. You were in high school.
Asking me to help you out with your homework was the last straw.
Dear Ex #6,
Our relationship was like a roller coaster. And everyone came along for the ride.
Dear Ex #7,
For once in my life, I can say I dated a model.
I can also claim I once went out with a bulimic.
Dear Ex #8,
We almost got hitched. You were the first girl I ever said “I love you” to.
I was smitten.
Thank God I finally came to my senses.
Dear Ex #9,
You were probably the nicest girl I have ever met.
You do not deserve me. I am sorry.
Dear Ex #10,
We always had fun. That was the trouble.
Dear Ex #11,
I never really loved you anyway.
Dear Ex #12,
Don’t worry.
I don’t kiss and tell.
Post script: Now who can say men have such lousy memory?
33 comments:
You're counting girlfriends, Raft3r!
Anyway, there is nothing new about your post; most men are really commitment phobic. :p
Btw, here's an article about Janet Jackson: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20247909,00.html
len, Wow! Thanks for the link.
i'm so glad that I was always the one to break up with my exes! If one of them told me one of those lines, hayy...they really don't deserve me!!! hehehe...advanced merry Christmas!!!
12 exes of Christmas ba ito?
I think I only knew one of them. Oops;D
hmmm, i'd love to hear more about ex # 8. parang iba sya sa lahat. basta. =)
happy weekend, yummy friend!
grabe parang may na experience ako ng katulad ng sayo nung ex#5. may naging bf ako sya pa nagtuturo sa math ko nung HS LOL.
Pretty long list there... Raft3r the freak! =D
So... thanks for a quick insight into a commitaphobe's mind. I've been lucky to not hear any of these from anyone. I'm the broker, not the brokee. Mind if I copy the idea for my next blog?? hehehe
elizabeth, Merry Christmas! Hehe
wendy, Nyahaha. May kakilala ka sa kanila?
judayski, #8? Sige, one of these days. Hehe
pixie27, Alam mo. Super cute yon. Sayang lang at sobrang bata. And yes, math din ang tinuro ko sa kanya. Hehe
laieesha, Hehe. Go ahead. Will be looking forward to that post.
#3, #6 and #9 worked for me lol.
lawstude, Glad madami nakaka-relate. Hehe
hmmm, iba-ibang kwento pero interesting nga si #8, tell us more :D
Oh. My. God.
Haba ng listahan ah. I'm assuming you broke 12 hearts all in all.
Idol!
Sa friendster profile mo dati, dun ko nabasa ang comment nya. She sounded smitten. Naks. Thought she looked familiar from her pic. I used to see her in school. I think she belonged to a lower batch so we were never in the same class.
liza, Hwag na. Baka lumaki pa ulo non. Hehe
andy briones, No hearts were broken. Nyahaha
wendy, Nyahaha. No comment. Ay mali. Eto na lang para mas controversial: ala-Karylle, mag-retarded smirk si Raft3r. Nyahaha
Sino nga dito yung mahal mo kaso ginagawa ka lang taxi driver?
jas, Naku. All of the above yata sagot dyan. Hehe
ten is perfect for me! hehehe...
the dong, Hehe. 10 it is!
hay lab em, too! hahaha -- not short memories -- curt memories!
ako hindi ko na sila lahat maalala, kasi lahat sila tinakbuhan ko ng walang paalam, hahaha. may advantage din ang wala sa pinas, ahahay
kengkay, Bad girl. Heartbreaker. Hehe
aba. nag-lista pa ng exes. i bet you blogged this when you were sick. haha. at di ba valentine's day post dapat ito? :-)
12 exes bestfriend!grabe!
hope you meet the right person soon!
the scud, I wrote this noong galit ako. Galit na galit. Hehe
bestfriend, Nyahaha. Salamat!
pwede ba kitang ilaglag dito? may mga kilala kasi ako sa kanila, eh. hehehe
pete, Naku. Sayang ang wish list mo, kung sakali. Hehe
are you sure about letting go of #9? that sounded sad... a tragedy for a hopeless romantic!! :d
mitzi, Wala eh. Ganon talaga ang buhay.
Ang dami mong ex's... kailan kaya hihinto ang bilangan.. haha
I already have you in my blog list.
I had a friend who used the nick raft3r before... he was from dumaguete..
elyong, Salamat. I have added you, too.
ang daming naging gf...
sam, Hindi naman po.
LOL! ngayon ko lang nabasa 'to.
ikaw na... sana dinagdagdan mo pa yung listahan. nyhahaha.. piz.
bulakbolero.sg, Pustahan. Kalahati lang ito ng mga conquests mo. Hehe
Post a Comment