With presents wrapped and Noche Buena fast approaching, Raft3r bestows his Holiday wishes to the following:1. Marian Rivera – You are almost perfect. A speech/language course is in order.
2. Janet Jackson – A major comeback worthy of your iconic stature.
3. The Bitch – A landslide loss in the upcoming election.
4. Jodie Foster – A third Oscar and a new hit movie.
5. Pinoy politicians – Time to finally grow a conscience.
6. Maguindanao Massacre victims – May real justice be served.
7. Tiger Woods – A sense of contentment.
8. Manny Pacquiao – Focus on what your good at. I am not referring to women, of course.
9. The Starlet – None. Kokey is your Karma.
55 comments:
as far as i would want not to be in objection kuya, i'm pro-precious. so i want mo'nique to win and get a nomination first.
jerick, Hehe. Oks lang. Wala naman movie si Foster ngayon, eh.
parang may galit ka dun sa starlet ah... hehehe
gillboard, Wala. Wala talaga. Pero nakakatawa naman talaga ang naging tadhana nya, diba?
What was her last film? Beaver? What does that say about her career?
ganns, Nim's Island ang huli nya. Nagsyu-shooting palang sila ng Beaver with Mel Gibson.
Ang ganda ng wish mo for Marian. May inside story ako about diyan. haha
Landslide loss for Gloria is the best gift Cabalens can give to the country.
Wala ka naman palang wish kay Locsin, sinama mo pa.
len, Ang tawag don ay CLOSURE. Hehe
Closure, closure ka pa diyan. hehe Hindi pa rin yata nare-renew iyong contract niya sa Star Cinema. Kaya maawa ka na.
len, Sa Kokey palang awang-awa nako sa kanya! Nyahaha
Kaya tantanan mo na. haha
len, Pramis. I-fb kita. May tanong ako. =)
Dati mo pa sinasabi iyan. Sige, nasa office pa ako. Waaaahhh...
len, Eto na talaga. Ayaw nya kasi tumigil din, eh. Hehe
Sana matupad ang no. 1. Medyo disappointing kasi pagnaririnig ko syang magsalita. Hehe, ang bad.
For Filipino politicians to grow a conscience - wishful thinking yan. They'd grow horns, but not a conscience.
bitin ako sa list parang may kulang hehe : D
wendy, Parang lahat yata sa listahan ay wishful thinking. Hehe
ahmer, Bakit? Kasi hindi 10? Hehe
:)
anonymous, Welcome to The Deadbeat Club! :)
i think...
your wishes for this christmas also parallels to what most of us would want to obtain this season full of joy, love and hope.
keep on writing... you make other people's wishes come true... by being their voice. by being the symbol of their shattered hopes. happy xmas raft3r :)
anonymous, Thanks for all the kind words. You just made my day! ;P
hahaha... wala ba para kay dong ho. lol.
the dong, Sa New Year's list. Hehe
natawa ako sa marian rivera. hindi ba siya magaling magsalita?
yeah, tiger woods, you are such a disappointment. i don't like you anymore.
atticus, Saking pakiwari magaling sya. Sa iba, sablay. Hehe
wow.. ang swerte naman ni anonymous... she/he was able to complete your day... the who? hahaha!
cookie, Ngayon kilala ko na sya. Binabawi ko na ang sinabi ko. Nyahaha
Haha oo nga. Pero si Marian baka pwedeng gawan ng remedyo ang "speech defect" nya. Hehe.
wendy, Pag-aaralin ko sya. Pramis. Hehe
Sino si "The Bitch" at si "Kokey" ? Ay teka, si "The Bitch" parang kilala ko na: yun ba yung vertically-challenged na babae? Si "Kokey" sino yun? :D
andy, The fact who don't know Kokey proves na karma talaga yan. Hehe
ah ganon ba?
swerte sya talaga...
ang bait mo grabe...
wala kang katulad.
mag-ingat ka...
baka isang araw mahanap
ka nya...
cookie, Sino?
After hell week, I'm back.
1. Marian Rivera – So this is your Darna, huh?
2. Janet Jackson – She can channel his big bro for inspiration.
3. The Bitch – (I'm dead to Politics)
4. Jodie Foster – Will Amelia be Hilary Swank's 3rd?
5. Pinoy politicians – Go Monarchy! Go!
6. Maguindanao Massacre victims – Amen.
7. Tiger Woods – Paging Accenture...
8. Manny Pacquiao – You know!
9. The Starlet – Ang laki talaga ng galet haha!
her big bro pala OH NO SAKIT KO NA RIN ANG SAKIT NI RAFT3R! ang mag edit in public haha!
random student, Kaya naman pala ang tagal mo nawala. Hehe. How was Hell Week?
sino sya?
eh di si anonymous...
ingat ka lang...
baka matyempohan ka nya...
makita ka nya bigla tapos...
tapos...
tapos...
tapos...
.
cookie, Di ko na kelangan pa mag-ingat. My indifference will kill her or him.
Ang Christmas wish ko ay peace on Earth.
professor, Bakit walang "and goodwill to all mankind?" Hehe
#6 Sana nga. The whole world is expecting for that.
Merry Christmas and Happy New year!
eden, Sana nga masaya tayong lahat sa Pasko. =)
Partner, my wish for Christmas naman is happiness.
partner, Nice wish! Sobra.
patay na sya by this time for sure.
makikilamay ako sa kanyang pagpanaw.
cookie, I feel nothing.
Denoy, nu ba laki talaga galit mo kay Angel pero updated ka sa career ni LYKA...hehehe...Pinasabi pala n'ya Magmahalan Ngayon Pasyo and Merry Xmas to All...Wata
Denoy, di masyadong halata yung galit mo kay starlet pero updated ka sa nangyari sa career nya...nyahahaha...Pinasabi pala ni LYKA Merry Xmas and magmahalan, lalo na sa darating ng kapaskuhan.
wata, Ma! Ganyan talaga ang buhay. Mabilis ang karma.
noemi, Pinatawad ko na sya. Kawawa naman, eh. Hehe
amen to all of that.
abie, Amen.
karma nga ni starlet si kokey. good karma. :p
the scud, Nyahaha. Sige na nga. Good karma na. Kunwari. Hehe
sama ako sa #6... i saw their photos at fb.. sana talaga may justice!
raYe, Sana lang talaga meron.
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