I am Pinoy because:
a) My parents won't allow me to leave the family nest, despite my old age;
b) I love fish ball, sorbetes (dirty ice cream), and taho (sweetened soy bean curd);
c) I grew up loving UFC banana catsup;
d) I use a tabo (dipper) in all my travels abroad;
e) I play in the rain;
f) I complain a lot.