Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Three Hits

Hooray, The Deadbeat Club is now three years old!

In keeping with tradition, below are some of the memorable quotes from the past twelve months:

Why do people continuously find new ways to humiliate themselves? (American Dreamz)

But he has never been successful at killing himself. After all, he is still alive. (Live Like Were Dying)

Besides, work took much of my time and the little precious moments I had left were spent either sleeping or eating lechon. (Where Do We Go From Here)

Yes, life is unfair. Deal with it. (All Eyez On Me)

February is the best time to dump someone and get it on with a new fling. (Sweet Surrender)

Ok. So Raft3r is fat. Now back off. (Other Side Of The Door)

But that’s how life is sometimes. It just goes around in circles. (Circle Of Life)

I have never given much thought on the color of my nipples until that moment. (Maybe You Have Been Brainwashed Too)

Humor should be part of our day to day lives. Laughter is good for the soul - especially if done at the expense of others. (April Fools Day)

I heard hell is a WiFi hotspot. (From Hell)

I have a cute butt. (I Am So Ordinary)

There is something about doing an established routine that is very comforting. (Erase/Rewind)

Are government employees trained to be such arrogant bastards? (Little Of Your Time)

I felt my balls shrink by the second. (What Happened To That Boy)

After all, we just elected a President based solely on his parents’ credentials. (It’s The End Of The World As We Know It)

My favorite mistake is YOU. (King Of Sorrow)

There is nothing scarier than seeing a grown man singing along to Justin Bieber tunes. (Blame Canada)

White trash is big business these days. (Muse)

This is the hand of a fighter who smashed the face of his alleged carnapper. (Hands)

Then, it dawned on me. I just caught a thief - all by myself. (All By Myself)

See you in court, mom. (My Monster Mom)

Not only was it difficult putting up a front, two timing also doubled Raft3r’s dating expenses. (Two Timing Touch And Broken Bones)

Seriously, what is it with women and their affinity for John Lloyd Cruz? (Fell In Love With A Boy)

I’m damaged goods. (Broken By You)

I will break your heart. (The Difficult Kind)

So this is how it feels like to be an adult. (Close Encounters Of The Third Kind)

Living in a third world country sure has its perks. (Storm Front)

There is no shortage of deodorant in stores but no one seems to be using them. (I Can See Clearly Now)

Why would someone deliberately fart at me? (The Place We Ran From)

Never thought I would use the word wet and John Mayer's name in one sentence. (Stop This Train)

Paranoia kills. (I Think I’m Paranoid)

Marriage is far more terrifying than Halloween. (Fright Night)

Hypocrisy is the deadliest sin. (Wishful Thinking)

You may sometimes experience a bad day but tomorrow always brings a new beginning. (The Awakening)

I never read lengthy blog posts. (Never Say Never)

Smooching is probably God's greatest gift to mankind. (I Kissed A Girl)

When I got home, I broke down and cried - something I have not done in years. (Deep Inside Of You)

One more thing not to be jolly about this Yuletide Season: traffic jam. (I Drove All Night)

I love my family to pieces. But spending an entire day with them is just plain exhausting. (Family Affair)

I do not know why I have an underarm fetish. (Don't Know Why)

Post script: Wanna step back in time a little more? Here are the 2009 and 2008 one-liners.

65 comments:

ganns said...

Congratulations, Raft3r! You've come a long way! (And from the looks of it, tatagal ka pa. Yey!)

Raft3r said...

ganns, Hanggang four years old lang si Raft3r. =)

prinsesamusang said...

alam mo yung iba diyan pwedeng ilagay sa tshirt. lol. excited na din akong mag three next month. o bakit naman hanggang four ka lang? may sa malas ba ang five?

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Paborito ko kasi ang number four. Hehe. Sige, hanap tayo ng investor para sa Tshirt biz natin! Nyahaha

Abou said...

sana ganyan din ako kagaling mag ingles hehe

:-)

Raft3r said...

abou, Asus. Akala mo lang yon. Numero unong nosebleeder si Raft3r. Nyahaha

Eternal Wanderer... said...

aw happy aniv! :D

Raft3r said...

eternal wanderer, Thank you. Thank you. Hehe

Wendy said...

Happy anniversary, Malibay and Raft3r! I love these traditional quote recaps. There is indeed something comforting about established routines. And it shows how OC you could get, Raft3r. Haha.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Nyahaha. True, true. Guilty as charged, Your Honor. Hehe

gillboard said...

I never read lengthy blog posts.

-teka mahahaba mga blog post ko ah.. nagskip read ka no?! hehehe

Happy Birthday sa blog mo Denoy!!! :D

Raft3r said...

gillboard, I will tell you my trick. Someday. Hehe

bulakbolero.sg said...

yown oh. 3 years na.congrats.

Raft3r said...

bulakbolero.sg, Isang taon na lang! Hehe

KikomaxXx said...

congrats po.. sana ganito din itatagal ni batman sa blogspero...

Raft3r said...

kikomaxxx, Naku. Yakang-yaka mo yan!

tina said...

wow Congratulations!!

PM is right pwedeng pang t-shirt. for the meantime pwede sa FB status! hahaha. galing mo talaga sa one-liner.

teka what happens after four? napaka futuristic ko naman.

Raft3r said...

tina, Raft3r retires on the last day of his 4th year. Hehe

dong ho said...

I heard hell is a WiFi hotspot.>hahaha... it definitely is.

three yeaqrs na rin pala! congratulations.

ahmer said...

wow congrats!

Raft3r said...

dong ho, Oo. Halos sabay tayo! Hehe. Kaya dapat ako ang manalo sa contest mo. Nyahaha

ahmer, May wow talaga? Hehe. Salamat.

soltero said...

uy congrats sa 3rd yr anniv ng blog mo! wow effort yan ahaha...

keep blogging..gusto kita gayahin, ung short but meaningful lang ang bina blog, kaso madaldal ako kahit sa pagsulat hehe :P

Raft3r said...

soltero, Ikaw naman ang gagayahin ko. Yun mapusok ang dating. Hehe

Tet said...

happy birthday sa blog mo!

Raft3r said...

tet, Thank you. =)

ced said...

yun! happy 3rd year sa blogworld!

Raft3r said...

ced, Salamat!

hitokirihoshi_kawaii jr said...

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii jr, Salamat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

becomingjudie said...

happy 3rd blogiversary (?) to your online baby!

Raft3r said...

becomingjudie, Tumatanda na ang baby ko. Hehe

Anonymous said...

I love your line "February is the best time to dump someone"... but why not January, just before Chinese New Year... weeeeehhhh!!!!

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Nyahaha. Pwede din! Hehe

Beth said...

Wow! 3 yrs na din tong blog mo? My blog will turn 3 din pero sa Oct pa. :)

Congrats! Sna dumami pa kaming mga followers mo! :)

Raft3r said...

beth, Kahit hindi na dumami basta't nandyan ka at ang iba pa natin loyal readers. =)

saM said...

Aaaaay ayoko non. Wag ka magretire! Waaaaa! Hapi anib rafter 3x lang humaba ang posts mo nyehehehe

Raft3r said...

sam, Humaba pa din naman diba? Hehe

atticus said...

congrats, ading ko!

Raft3r said...

atticus, Salamat. Walang batok? Hehe

Liz said...

Happy Anniversary Raft3r! Tatlong taon na pala? Ang bilis no, halos kasabayan lang ito ng mga blogs ko. ;)

Tama ka prinsesangmusang, ang galing ng mga quotes pwedeng malagay sa t-shirt.

Keep blogging bro!

Raft3r said...

liz, Hehe. May taning na si Raft3r, eh.

Jerick said...

happy blog birthday kuya! cheers!

Raft3r said...

jericks, Cheers!

Lawstude said...

three years and counting. hooray!!! congratulations.

Kane said...

Raft3r,

Wow. I didn't realize you're quite the literary genius eh? You have a knack for catchy titles and one-liners.

See you in another year? =)

Kane

msbolin said...

maligayang pagdiriwang ng iyong ikatatlong anibersaryo bilang isang manunulat at lantarang pagpapahayag sa pagmamahal mo kay marian rivera, janeth jackson, etal. isama mo na rin ang iyong mga pamangkin, dvds, at paglilibot sa mundo. maraming maraming nakakaaliw na babasahin pa.

Raft3r said...

lawstude, Malapit na matapos ang bilangan. Hehe

kane, Oo. Hanggang January 19, 2013 pa si Raft3r. Hehe

msbolin, Nyahaha. Sige more Marian and Janet sa 2011. Hehe

Anonymous said...

Happy & Congratulations!
-charlie

Raft3r said...

charlie, Happy talaga? Hehe. Pero salamat, ha!

prinsesamusang said...

dumadami na negosyo natin. yung compubody sock pa!

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, May investor na tayo. Si Tina. Mayaman yan! Hehe

eden said...

Wow, congrats and more power to your blog.

Raft3r said...

eden, Thank you.

len said...

I still can remember the stories behind these one-liners even without clicking the link. :)

A tap on your shoulder, man. Conggggrrraaaaattttttsssss! :)

Raft3r said...

len, Naks naman. Coming from you ay malaking karangalan yan para sakin, chief!

len said...

Nice new theme, by the way. :)

Raft3r said...

len, I have my web administrator to thank for that. Hehe

mel said...

belated happy birthday sa blog mo!

Raft3r said...

mel, Thank you.

Visual Velocity said...

Happy Birthday, Deadbeat Club! Pasensya na mejo na delay bati ko, hehe.

Here's to three more years of blogging! Inuman na! :D

Raft3r said...

visual velocity, San ang inuman? Hehe

the scud said...

happy 3rd anniv! nagkaroon ba ng celebration?

Raft3r said...

the scud, Salamat! Wala. Itinulog ko lang. Hehe

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