Father And Son

Things I inherited from my father:

1) his temper;

2) his sense of humor;

3) his take no prisoners attitude;

4) his healthy appetite; and

5) his dashing good looks.

Things I did not inherit from my father:

1) his excellent driving skills;

2) his one track mind;

3) his impeccable handwriting;

4) his lack of interest in travel and adventure; and

5) his ability to commit.