But recent medical findings rule to the contrary.
I don't have high cholesterol. My blood sugar level is normal. Heart's not enlarged. Lungs are clear. Both my liver and kidneys are in excellent condition.
Raft3r couldn't believe it.
When the doctor declared that everything was fine. I had to ask her to repeat was she said.
Even the doctor was baffled.
Doctor: "So you like everything fried and greasy and don't work out?"
Doctor: "That's amazing. You are in tiptop shape for someone who has such an unhealthy lifestyle."
To celebrate, I headed straight to KFC.