With unhealthy eating habits and unwillingness to exercise, Raft3r is a likely candidate for hypertension, diabetes, and all sorts of ailments.But recent medical findings rule to the contrary.
I don't have high cholesterol. My blood sugar level is normal. Heart's not enlarged. Lungs are clear. Both my liver and kidneys are in excellent condition.
Raft3r couldn't believe it.
When the doctor declared that everything was fine. I had to ask her to repeat was she said.
Even the doctor was baffled.
Doctor: "So you like everything fried and greasy and don't work out?"
Raft3r: "Yes!"
Doctor: "That's amazing. You are in tiptop shape for someone who has such an unhealthy lifestyle."
To celebrate, I headed straight to KFC.
48 comments:
great job, apir! i heard something similar with people from the french pyrenees. baka ikaw naman ang pinoy paradox.
prinsesamusang, Is that a good thing? Hehe
congratulations?
anita, Exclamation point dapat! Hehe
pareho tayo. healthy for someone living unhealthily.
gillboard, Cheers! Hehe
Masarap yung chocolate mousse sa KFC, hehe
visual velocity, Oo. Malasa. Hehe
pa-KFC ka naman! Bucket Meal! =)
dorm boy, Haha. Halika na!
ang galing!
anita, Magaling talaga! Nyahaha
How did that happen?
elsa, Hindi ko nga alam kung pano. Hehe
ayos
hehehe
swerte mo
brando, Kaya nga. Nasa lahi pa naman namin ang sakit sa puso. Hehe
KFC!
anonymous, Yes! KFC! Hehe
hhmm.. good for you noh..
pero if I we're you, eat right and play tennis na ulit ;)
-charlie mama
charlie mama, Hehe. Basta magpa-second opinion ka, I will play tennis and eat right. Deal?
ang gulang mo!
-charlie mama
charlie mama, Nyahaha. Aba. Pano naman naging magulang yon? Ikaw naman makikinabang. Hehe
gym ka na!
brando, Nyahaha. Hindi na, uy!
ang tamad mo
brando, Sinabi mo pa! Hehe
Sarap ang KFC. That's a miracle ! hahaha
eden, Nyahaha. Let's eat!
Effective!
jayr, Sinabi mo pa! Nyahaha
hindi ka ba kumakain ng gulay
pete, Vegetables are not good for you. Nyahaha
Lucky you
anonymous, I know. Nyahaha
diet ka ba?
racquel, Diet? Ano yon? Nyahaha
Must be your genes. Lucky u! Parang di tumatanda ha.
wendy, Haha. Hindi. Both my folks are on meds for high cholesterol.
Kahit na
Mas ok ang healthy living
anonymous, Walang basagan ng trip! Nyahaha
Amazing!
anonymous, Talaga! Nyahaha
kfc! sarap!
sheila, Amen. Amen. Hehe
sample ba ito ng medical malpractice?
joke lang. alam ko naman healthy ka talaga. kita na kahit nakatalikod pa.
ahihihihihi
hitokirihoshi sr, Nyahaha. Nagets ko ang joke mo, ha. Hehe
Natawa ako sa comment ni Hoshi! haha
Life is full of surprises. :)
len, Wala ngang kwenta! Hehe
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