Saturday, August 9, 2008


This is The Deadbeat Club’s 100th post.

It's the coolest thing.

Time flies, huh?

Being timely and all, here are a hundred things Raft3r wants to do his in lifetime:

1. Get out of Baltimore alive.
2. Skydive.
3. Get married in Boracay.
4. Purchase a condo, preferably near work.
5. Switch to Blu-ray.
6. Be interviewed on TV.
7. Write a book. I can’t help but laugh at the idea.
8. Have kids. Twins would be awesome. Cute ones, please.
9. Take life more seriously.
10. Watch my nieces get married.
11. Have an encounter with Martina Hingis.
12. Be in a movie. I can act.
13. Play tennis with Patrick Rafter.
14. Be debt free.
15. Work for the United Nations.
16. Catch the US Open live.
17. Stop procrastinating.
18. Have 7 girlfriends at the same time.
19. Lie consistently.
20. Dress appropriately for my age.
21. Own an island in Palawan.
22. Practice yoga.
23. Take mom to Europe.
24. Stop annoying my next door neighbor.
25. Visit M&M in Australia.
26. Be invited to an orgy.
27. Lose weight.
28. Adopt a chow chow.
29. Learn to play a musical instrument.
30. Be allergy free.
31. Live in New York.
32. Become a vegetarian.
33. Learn to love enemies.
34. Be the voice of my generation.
35. Stop plotting my revenge on high school bullies.
36. Blog more.
37. Run naked in a very public place.
38. Be responsible.
39. Search for the perfect smoothie.
40. Wake up early.
41. Drive responsibly.
42. Be abducted by aliens.
43. Eat sensibly.
44. Get mobbed by fans.
45. Buy my nieces a pony.
46. Finally tell my folks about the Picanto.
47. Become a sports commentator for Wimbledon.
48. Stop complaining.
49. Pray more.
50. Learn to commit.
51. Be practical.
52. Send apology letters to all my exes.
53. Meet Jodie Foster.
54. Go to Graceland.
55. Invent something.
56. Visit Batanes.
57. Get certified for diving.
58. Sex on the beach.
59. Have my teeth whitened.
60. Buy a MacBook.
61. A dinner party with Hannibal Lecter, Dana Scully, and Stewie from Family Guy.
62. Have a Google page ranking of 10 for The Deadbeat Club.
63. A vacation in Tokyo.
64. Learn to ski.
65. Have Hugh Hefner’s lifestyle when I turn 50.
66. Stash more cash in the bank.
67. Learn to say no.
68. Complete the entire Janet Jackson catalogue. She’s HOT!
69. Buy stocks and bonds.
70. Start jogging.
71. Become a rock star.
72. Get paid to talk.
73. Eat at IHOP everyday.
74. Sleep all day.
75. A rest house in Tagaytay.
76. Make my country proud.
77. Witness a Marian apparition.
78. A picnic at Central Park with the entire Friends gang.
79. Run a marathon.
80. Engage in charity work.
81. Learn to surf.
82. Curse more.
83. Inspire others.
84. Put up a rehab center for DVD addicts.
85. Have breakfast in bed with Angelina Jolie.
86. Be a ball boy at the Aussie Open.
87. Persuade Denise Richards to give up acting.
88. Grow a full beard.
89. Pick up a new language.
90. Read more.
91. Spend less.
92. Recycle.
93. Start answering my phone calls.
94. Get rid of negativity.
95. Stop making up stories just to make my life more interesting.
96. Grab a giant anaconda by the neck. That’s no gay talk.
97. Take a trip to Africa.
98. Learn something from this 11 week training in Maryland.
99. Know how to change tires.
100. Be funny as hell.


Anonymous said...

Has anyone ever told you you're crazy?


Write that letter. I wonder what your exes would say.


Raft3r said...

brainteaser, I already started. Dinedma yun una. Hehe

Anonymous said...

wow, congrats yummy friend! it seems like yesterday since you created this blog.

by the way, you already are #100.

and i echo you in the ff:

-Be in a movie. I can act. (let's star in our own indie movie)
-Be debt free.
-Work for the United Nations.
-Live in New York.
-Sex on the beach. (hmmm.but not with you, hahaha!)
-A vacation in Tokyo.
-A picnic at Central Park with the entire Friends gang. (!!!!)
-Pick up a new language.
-Read more.

love you lots, yummy friend!

Raft3r said...

yummy friend, Don't 4get next year's NY trip!!! Ayoko pala ng indie. Gusto ko mainstream. Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

ay grabe ang dami mong gustong gawin, seryoso ka ba sa mga ito? hahaha

congrats rafter! way to go ;)

♥SomethingPurple♥ said...

i hate you for writing #18!!!

hahah! kidding aside, happy 100th post, come join my 4 years in blogging gimmick, im gonna give 4-25 dollars dali!!!!!!!! hahah!

wala ka bang YM of some sort? ang hirap mag communicate through comments.

and also, email na lang din.

Raft3r said...

liza, Kunti pa nga yan!

something purple, Nyahaha. I know. I-facebook mo ako!

Anonymous said...

Great List!

I can't wait to hear the countdown when you start to accomplish them...

It sounds like life is about to get very VERY fun ;)

Good luck with Baltimore.

*if you need help with recycling, check out my Green Greenie blog for inspiration ;)


Raft3r said...

gertrude granny panties, I'll do that. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

# Be invited to an orgy.
# Lose weight.

wahhh nakakaloka... you'll really lose weight in that exercise... hehehe...just be careful baka ma-overdose

congratz! more posts please

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi_kawaii, Invitation lang naman gusto ko. Di ko naman tatanggapin. Hehe

Anonymous said...

congrats! gusto ko yun tungkol ke martina.

Raft3r said...

pete, We might get to see her. Nood kami US Open ni Jay, eh. Sana commentator sya don!

Anonymous said...

sipag mong mag post.. naka 100 ka agad.. :)

Happy centennial post...


Raft3r said...

lestat, There's not much to do here kasi. Hehe. Salamat!

Anonymous said...

heavy! you can absolutely do all those and make things happen for yourself! there's always will ya'know! hihihi! but, alien abduction is not such a quite good idea for me.. getting urself abducted? scary! place it on the last of your list i suggest.. =p

moi bena! ;)

Raft3r said...

bena-yot, Anything is possible! Hehe

Anonymous said...

Congratulations, Raft3r! You're a budding blog superstar!

Nanaybelen said...

galing naman..1oo? ang saya..

buti nalang may free blogging na ganito. nakakapagbigay saya sa ating buhay

Anonymous said...

you are funny as hell! :) thank you for that post ha..i need a lot of cheering up these days... :)

Mommy Lutchi said...

paying you a visit.

Mz. Common Sense said...

Hey! Congratulations on reaching 100 posts!! And if you get any funnier I'll have laughing cramps every time i visit your blog because you're already hilarious!! =D

Raft3r said...

ganns, Nyahaha. You think so? You're package's here. =)

nanaybelen, It's true. The best things in life are STILL free.

donna, You'll forge on. Ikaw pa!

lutchi, Thanks 4 the visit.

demiera, That's the plan! Hehe

Anonymous said...

good luck to all your list of things to do! when you put your heart and soul and determination into each one of those list, everything is possible!

Raft3r said...

jazevox, Thanks! I'm a believer.

Anonymous said...

thanks for the visit at my blog. nice post, good luck on your things to do

Raft3r said...

make life unexpected, Thanks 4 the shout out.

Anonymous said...

page rank of 10? hmmm Good Luck!

Hey have added your site to our blogroll, hope you can add ours also.


Raft3r said...

vhincent, Libreng mangarap! Hehe

Anonymous said...

Exciting! Let me pick my favorites:

61. A dinner party with Hannibal Lecter, Dana Scully, and Stewie from Family Guy.

84. Put a rehab center for DVD addicts.

96. Grab a giant anaconda by the neck. That’s no gay talk.

and, you can cross half of this one out (since "I" is not counted as others):

83. Inspire others.

I shall try to / can't wait to post 83 blogs (as early as tonight? hehe), so I could write the same entry and try to plot out my life! =D

shei said...

Hey, same here:
1. UN job
2. trip to Africa and Europe
3. condo near work
4. 7 boyfriends at the same time (no orgy please!)
5. etc

And, Yes, libre mangarap! hahaha

Yan ha, finally, a comment on your blog. and to your 100th post. :-)

Anonymous said...

This is funny! I love reading your posts they are really entertaining and interesting..your blog just came at the right time...since you are doing a lot of travelling now, this served as a way of communicating with your friends...

Coriander Dreams said...

Happy 100th! Looking forward to the next hundred!

Raft3r said...

carol, Enjoy blogging. I will be there for your 100th post.

shei, Are you who I think you are? =) Salamat! Perfect timing talaga!

bestfriend, I miss my friends.

coriander dreams, I do hope I can keep this up. Hehe

Ozzy's Mom said...

Have 7 girlfriends at the same time. - this may be hard! ahahaha ^_^ and costly!

great list rafter!

Raft3r said...

vannie, Kayang-kaya yan! Ako pa! Hehe

Payperbiz said...

If you're serious about #71, I'll be your publicist:)

Raft3r said...

sonnet's, Teka. Ano na nga ba uli yun #71? Hehe

Anonymous said...

Congrats on your 100th post! :D

Anonymous said...

Which language?

Raft3r said...

edward, Thanks alot!

anonymous, Still undecided. Basta European siguro. Kaso matigas dila ko, eh. Hehe

Anonymous said...

funny you are the third person the past few days who talked about wanting to have twins.

you have some crazy notions noh? pero, hey.. that's what makes life fun! the craziness! hehe.

may you fulfill all those 100. and tell us every nifty detail ha? harhar.

Anonymous said...

Denoy, you really wanna go to Graceland? Nimfa's (Jason's wife) family can facilitate your stay there should you finally get to visit Quezon. Let me know when, ok? (,") One weekend kaya ikaw naman bumisita dito sa Quezon, instead of me going there sa Manila. Sama mo si Omna sa road trip, hehehe. That would be fun!

Anonymous said...

dahil gusto mo mag-marathon, practice ka muna. sali ka sa RUN 4 UR LIFE na project ng FCAP. charity work na rin yun.

Raft3r said...

tina, Hehe. I probably will.

jella, Graceland sa Memphis. Hindi sa Lucena. Hehe

salve, Wow! When is that? Oct na ko balik dyan satin, eh.

Wendy said...

I have to watch you play with Pat if # 13 happens. Seven girlfriends? Masakit siguro yun sa bulsa.

Raft3r said...

wendy, Text kita pag maglaro na kami ni Pat!

Anonymous said...

congratulations. i am now officially a fan.

Raft3r said...

pete, I have been a big fan of you from way back.

Anonymous said...

Denoy, Graceland is in Lucban, not Lucena (,") Nothing special with Graceland here so I wondered why you wanna go there. Yun naman pala Graceland,Memphis. Next time be accurate as to exactly where para di susceptible to different interpretations, hehehe.

Anonymous said...

long list, man. :p

I'm in doubt if you can have a debt-free life with seven girlfriends! haha

Raft3r said...

jella, Nyahaha. Ikaw lang yata nagkaproblema don, e. Hehe

len, I can always find girls who will shoulder my expenses. Tama ba yon? Hehe

Unknown said...

congrats on your 100th post dude!

know how to change tires? huwaaat!?! dude kaya mo yan! Hahah!

Have 7 girlfriends at the same time
sakit lang sa ulo... trust me

Take mom to Europe
same here...

Be invited to an orgy
create your own nalang! hahah!

Become a vegetarian
yan never ko ni wish... STEAK!!!

Run naked in a very public place
go japan!

Learn to say no
same here...

nice naman ng wishes mo.. hehee! yung iba madali lang naman.. if you can do at least 50 ok na yon!

Raft3r said...

paulette, I'm totally useless. You should know that by now. Hehe

Payperbiz said...

Ay, hindi ka seryoso. 'Wag na at baka malugi pa ako s'yo hahaha!:)

Raft3r said...

sonnet's, Seryoso kaya to! Hehe

Wapsicle said...


Tara sa #56! Plus I can help you with #46. Gusto mo malaman na nila tomorrow? Bwahahahaha!

--val (yes, this is my 4th blog)

Raft3r said...

wapsicle, Man! Collection ba ire? Hehe

Wapsicle said...

Wala pa ding tatalo kay Em. Hehe! Mas madami pa din sya...and counting.. :-)

Raft3r said...

wapsicle, Elibs nga ko sanyo. Ako nga 1 lang di ko pa kayang asikasuhin ng maigi. Hehe

pixie27 said...

Wow ang galeng mo naman naka 100post ka na.. gusto ko to sa 100 post mo 5 14 31 27 33 80 94. =)

Raft3r said...

pixie27, Hehe. Salamat ng marami! =)

Anonymous said...

I for one would love to be debt free and lose weight!....we have to go to ihop before we leave --- seriously! or we will regret it!!!....ig

Raft3r said...

ig, I have always been a fan of IHOP!

John Ahmer said...

61 <this is on my list too : )

Raft3r said...

wait, Tara. Sabay tayo! Hehe