Seven things you may not know about Raft3r:
1. I dumped a girl who is reproductively challenged.
2. I appeared in a Colgate TV commercial.
3. I have the attention span of a 5 year old.
4. I pretended to be terminally ill to ace a college exam.
5. I am a pushover.
6. I had a female stalker.
7. I sleep naked.
Who says Raft3r is incapable of talking about himself?