Wednesday, December 5, 2012

10

Visual Velocity is probably one of Raft3r's oldest online buddies.

He's been hanging out in The Deadbeat Club since Year One.

Not only is Visual Velocity a movie expert, he is also a connoisseur of the arts and everything fancy.

Yes, the man has class. In short, he is Raft3r's exact opposite.

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10 Things We Love About Denoy

1. He writes witty, bite-size blog posts. They're perfect for people on the go.

2. He's loaded. Check out his DVD collection.

3. He's very loyal. He's still a Janet Jackson fan long after the latter's career went down hill.

4. He's very techie. Apple loves him very much.

5. He may forgive, but he never forgets. It's been 10 years since a starlet from the Kapuso channel jump shipped to its rival channel. He hasn't forgiven her.

6. He's honest (a.k.a. tactless). He'll say what he feels like saying.

7. He's never sentimental. The only time he got emotional was when his car got stolen.

8. He'll always be the poster boy of anti-piracy. Bootlegs make him cringe.

9. He's the perpetual bachelor. He won't be contributing to the world's overpopulation problem. Mother Nature is very impressed.

10. He has good taste. He likes Marian Rivera.

35 comments:

fiel-kun said...

uy blind item, sino kaya yung nabanggit mong starlet na lumipat sa kabila? hehe!

Raft3r said...

fiel-kun, Ewan ko. Nyahaha

Teacher Pogi said...

testimonial! parang friendster lang. hihi.

Archieviner VersionX said...

who's the starlet? lol chismis? This is one of ur longest posts that i read. lol

Raft3r said...

overthinker palaboy, Nyahaha. Old school ba? Hehe

archieviner, The post prior to this is longer. Nyahaha

Teacher Pogi said...

archieviner, mukha lang mahaba kasi malaki yung font ni ser denoy.

Raft3r said...

archieviner, Nyahaha. Mahaba na din siguro yan kasi hindi ako ang nagsulat, eh. Hehe

gillboard said...

that is so true... bitter ka kay Angel Locsin! hahaha

move on na denoy.

Raft3r said...

gillboard, Naku. Matagal na. Hehe

Anonymous said...

para naman hindi si denoy yan
-mhel

Raft3r said...

mhel, Nyahaha. Bakit naman?

len said...

I like number 10. I smirk. :)))

Raft3r said...

len, Nyahaha. Halatang pang-asar, diba? Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Ohmygod! I'm speckless!

Raft3r said...

visual velocity, Nyahaha! Sarili mong post ka na-speechless? Hehe

Visual Velocity said...

Nakalimutan ko isama si Bonsai sa Top 10, haha. Magtatampo yun!

Raft3r said...

visual velocity, Yun nga! Hehe

Anonymous said...

Galing!

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Sino? Ako o si Visual Velocity? Hehe

pete said...

dinale ka dude

Raft3r said...

pete, Nyahaha. Oo, nga eh.

Wendy said...

Oo nga. Ikaw na lang yata ang ayaw sa pirated. Hahaha.

Raft3r said...

wendy, It's a serious waste of money kaya! Hehe

hitokirihoshi said...

tama ang mga sinabi ni guest blogger

lalo na sa no. 5, 6,9.

pero may isa ako dito na hindi ako agree sa trip nya. sorry!

hehehe

Raft3r said...

hitokirihoshi, Alin don dika agree? Eh, wala syang sinabi na pogi si Raft3r. Hehe

Anonymous said...

yes to pirated dvds, ehehe. sori.

yes to marian. apir!

Raft3r said...

msbolin, Yeah! Marian rocks! Hehe

pete said...

dinali ka dito ha

Raft3r said...

pete, Kaya nga. Pati si Marian nadamay! Nyahaha

Anonymous said...

his "honesty" is like catnip for me.

Raft3r said...

prinsesamusang, Nyahaha. Panalo, diba?

Anonymous said...

I like Marian.

Raft3r said...

anonymous, Nyahaha. Ayun oh! Astig! Hehe

eden said...

bite-size post... that's why i like your blog.

Raft3r said...

eden, Salamat. Hehe